Salma Hayek’s Laptop Stolen

Ugly Betty executive producer Salma Hayek is nervous.

According to Page Six, Hayek reported her laptop stolen on a recent trip abroad.  It is reported that the notebook computer was filled with photos of friends, family, and her baby Valentina.

I’d be in quite a panic myself, and I’m no international celebrity who is stalked by relentless paparazzi, as Hayek is.  According to the report, Hayek is “desperate to get the computer back and worried that the images could fall into the wrong hands.”

I would imagine so.

If you are reading this, and you are the one who took Ms Hayek’s laptop, I’m warning you.  I’d turn it in at the nearest police station if I were you.   You do NOT want to come between a new momand her baby pictures.  She might be a little “hormotional”, as Wilhelmina said in “Zero Worship“.  

If a bearded woman comes after you with an angry look on her face, I’d run if I were you.  You have been warned.